thanks osric i didn’t my heart anyways
Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.
do you ever think about a situation where steve didn’t get the serum
he didn’t go to war, he was no captain america
and maybe bucky managed to come home still, but he was broken in ways that steve couldn’t fix
and one night bucky comes home stinking drunk and breaks down in steve’s arms and rambles about how good steve is and how he’s the only good thing in steve’s life
and he kisses steve
and steve kisses back for a minute before wrenching himself away because bucky is too drunk for this, but he gently tells bucky they’ll talk about it in the morning
but they don’t
they don’t talk about it and steve figures bucky was either too drunk to remember, or he’s absolutely embarrassed and full of regret, so steve just tries to forget about it (but he never really forgets about it)
and eventually bucky meets a girl who is kind and funny and they treat each other right and he settles down with her real quick, and steve tells him how happy he is for bucky, how he’s glad he found a girl who seems like she can help him in the ways steve can’t
(and bucky still tries to set steve up, and steve shrugs and totes his line about finding the right partner, but he doesn’t say that bucky’s the only one he could see spending his entire life with)
and he gets to meet bucky’s first kid, and he’s the godfather and he really is so happy that bucky’s happy, and bucky makes jokes about how they’re stuck together for life and they’re gonna know each other until they’re white haired grandpas
but steve lives alone in their old place, there’s no one to wrap their arms around him when he’s shivering in the night, there’s no one to force him to eat when he’s so sick he can barely stand, there’s no one there to help him through an asthma attack
and whenever he does see bucky he never lets on to how sick he really is, he doesn’t tell bucky that the doctors say his health is gonna be on a decline for the rest of his life, which is gonna be shorter than most
bucky has no idea until he’s clutching steve’s hand while he’s laying in a hospital bed, on his last leg with a slim to none chance of making it out of this
and bucky’s telling steve that he’s not allowed to do this, he’s not allowed to go, because he has more kids to be a godfather for, and what about them growing into white haired grandpas together, steve has to stick around for that
and steve can barely keep his eyes open at all, but he smiles for bucky, and he nods as best he can, and he promises to stick around
but it’s a promise steve can’t keep this time
drink with me
"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”
FEMINISM: a definition
I need this as a poster.
I would adore this as a poster.
This was from like the 70s or 80s too. Marvel knew what was up.
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" I love that quote
Thor & Captain America: The Avengers - Age of Ultron
The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like
Have you ever seen two nerds together?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?
Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.
Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.
This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)
how many times do we have to say this… LOC’D BLACK PEOPLE WASH AND TEND TO THEIR HAIR REGULARLY. THERE IS NOTHING “NATURAL” ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IT IS GROSS. IT IS UNKEMPT. IT IS EVERYTHING BLACKS WITH NATURAL HAIR ARE ACCUSED OF BEING WHEN WE ACTUALLY ARE NOT THAT. HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT ACCUSING US OF BEING DIRTY, BY ASSERTING THIS IS THE SAME THING AS BLACKS WITH LOC’D HAIR, IS SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST FUCKSHIT?
thats not dreads thats mange
it literally looks like there is a turd growing out of his neck
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
exempli gratia (for example)
id est (that is)
I didn’t take three years of Latin to deal with this.
FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I THOUGH “I.E.” WAS IN EXAMPLE AND “E.G.” WAS SOME DUMB WAY OF SAYING “EGGSAMPLE” OR SOMETHING OH MY GOOOD
SOMEHOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING
I’m hoping to have printed copies of this at MOCCA, ABPCC, and TCAF this spring, and SPX in the fall! More info to come.
Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”
Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.
Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.
Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.