This is the only redeemable thing about Twilight was this whole monologue.
That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a fool
This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
a movie about an alien invasion where the aliens have based their knowledge of Earth on films from the 70s/80s whose like idk radio waves they’ve intercepted in space or whatever but they haven’t seen anything from recent culture so they show up in shoulder pads and spandex and they’re like ‘we’re ready to disco!!!’ take me to John Travolta we understand he is your leader
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb