loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)

heycourtneymae:

vengeance-of-synners:

coolinfantryguy:

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

cant bitch out now

"bitch sticker"

Bitch sharks.

(Source: illmaticsom)

Turn Ons:

captinbennynsfw:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

This is all I want dude.

(Source: itskaiii)

(Source: de4thstarr)

cloneless:

"Could you do this show for another 9 years?"

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tagged as → #spn #laughin

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm)

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

tagged as → #George Takei
ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

(Source: the666club)

(Source: nataliaromanov)

tagged as → #chris pratt
thenarutotwerkteam:

levi-is-gay-and-short:

I laughed at this a little to long ._.


Give em the old razzle dazzle boys

thenarutotwerkteam:

levi-is-gay-and-short:

I laughed at this a little to long ._.

Give em the old razzle dazzle boys

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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