lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

corporationsarepeople:

This is gold. Every time I see it. Pure gold.

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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thosenerdyfeels:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

How can you but just love this?

tagged as → #the colbert report

rifa:

literatenonsense:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

tagged as → #racism #slavery #gif

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

(Source: jirachi)

(Source: redtigress)

tagged as → #anthony mackie

(Source: birdsphere)

marijuanote:

New Air Bud college yrs or what?? Haha

marijuanote:

New Air Bud college yrs or what?? Haha

(Source: awwww-cute)

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

zayndehaan:

marvel movies that need to be made, stat.

tagged as → #marvel
The tape is really the character of Quill’s mother. One of the Marvel folks kept saying we were crazy to put Seventies songs in the movie, that it was going to alienate kids. I guess he thought Quill should have downloaded Beyonce and Kesha off iTunes. Now I see kids singing ‘Hooked On A Feeling’."
— Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn, on Awesome Mix Vol. 1 becoming the first ever soundtrack without any new songs to hit Number One (via wandkeepers)

(Source: joegilgun)

ovo-yonna:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

are we going to ignore the ketchup/hot dog analogy or…